July 2009
27 posts
Cute Racism
Racism is bad. And ugly. But sometimes when it comes out of the mouth of a child, it’s kind of sort of cute.
Casual MILF Hookup
This is from dontevenreply.com. Pretty brilliant. Go checkout the site and read the rest of it.
Original ad: 26 y.o. male lookin for a cute girl same age sup ladies! if u lookin for a good time hit me up. no bullshit just lookin for sum care-free sex
From Me to ***********@*************.org Hey there ;) I saw your ad and am very interested. You still available? Alex From...
Dinosaur Comics: Earth Angel
Check this comic out. Dinosaur Comics is no stranger to the online comedy community. As usual, this comic is great. Enjoy.
"Special Wife" - dontevenreply.com
Yet another brilliant post from dontevenreply.com. This one takes a little while to build, but the reveal towards the end made me laugh out loud in sort of an embarrassing manner.
Original ad: I need the help of a drywall expert to repair a large hole in our hallway wall. The hole is about three feet wide. You will need to bring all materials needed, but I will cover the cost. I can send...
The Plumber That Can't
This is a post from dontevenreply.com and it is hilarious. DontEvenReply.Com is a collection of emails sent to people who post classified ads with the intention of messing with them. The author (who remains anonymous for obvious reasons) is brilliant. Go check out his site. But make sure you come back!
Original ad: I NEED CASH! I am a handyman and can do all kinds of work. I do plumbing, dry...
24.7.365 - The End of Availability
Joe Aimonetti is our lead designer and runs 503Creative here in Portland Oregon. Here are his thoughts on the current state of Social Media. Very interesting.
503creative:
Seems contradicting, right?
With the proliferation of personal availability tools (read: Twitter, Facebook, iChat, Texting, Mobile Internet, etc.) I wonder if availability will soon collapse on itself. I believe there is...
dontevenreply.com - Horse Farm
Horse FarmPosted at: 2009-07-14 15:12:55Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for...
Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's Head
The Onion
OCTOBER 27, 2007 | ISSUE 43•43
Sugar Ray
SAN DIEGO— After nearly four years without a major live show, alternative rock band Sugar Ray announced Monday that they were “thrilled beyond words” to be playing inside San Diego resident Robert Waldie’s head.
The impromptu concert, which took place between Waldie’s temporal lobes early Monday afternoon, was the...
This audio file is a pretty legit cover of Michael...
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.
This is classic comedy. It’s brand new, but it’s already a classic. Really brilliant.
via stubod2001
http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/ →
Amazing. In fact…the most amazing. The only thing missing is a series of Chuck Norris jokes.
passthemike:
(via rillawafers)
The URL is 100% accurate.
passthemike:
A pet peeve of mine is when people say “Literally” when they are far from it. For example “That literally scared the shit out of me!” Literally? Really? Maybe you shouldn’t be sitting on my couch.
I’d like to add to this complaint. The question “Can I sneak by you?” really bothers me. “No, you can’t sneak by me. Maybe you could have if you hadn’t...
Zach Galafianakis fakes an orgasm. Awesome cameo by Jon Glaser at the end.
(via Buzzfeed)
June 2009
2 posts
Chosen
The Chosen ones are shown here.