Casual MILF Hookup
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Original ad:
26 y.o. male lookin for a cute girl same age
sup ladies! if u lookin for a good time hit me up. no bullshit just lookin for sum care-free sex
From Me to ***********@*************.org
Hey there ;)
I saw your ad and am very interested. You still available?
Alex
From ************@hotmail.com to Me
yep. got pics? how old are u, where you live?
rob
From Me to ************@hotmail.com
Rob,
I do not have any pics, sorry. I am writing to you on behalf of my young beautiful mother (MILF!) who is looking for a man to satisfy her. She lives in North Philly. She is kind of shy, so I am doing this for her. I guarentee she will be worth your while ;)
Alex
From ************@hotmail.com to Me
uh..how old is she? i need a pic for her. do u have any
rob
From Me to ************@hotmail.com
She is 94 years old. Her husband (my father) died last year, and she has been lonely ever since. She talks to me all the time about how she hasn’t had sex since he passed away. All she wants is a good fuck. She is just having a hard time picking up guys. I took her to the bar a few times, but she ended up getting too drunk and got us thrown out.
Unfortunately the only pic I have of her is from 1937, but she still looks hot. Do you want that?
Alex
From ************@hotmail.com to Me
are u fuking nuts!!!!!!!
nobody would do that ever!!!!!!!!!!!
From Me to ************@hotmail.com
Rob I thought you said you were looking for casual sex. What is the problem here? I know for a fact that she gives it up easily. In the 40’s, before she met my dad, she was a total slut. She may be old in age, but she is young at heart and will fuck like a 20-year-old whore.
I don’t want her to know I found you through an ad, though. She goes to bingo every Wednesday night - could you go there and start hitting on her? I guarentee once you get a few drinks in her she will be down to fuck.
From ************@hotmail.com to Me
yea i wanted casual sex not with some dried up old snatch!!! thats fukin gross!!
u need to stop writing to ads and buy her a vibrator problem solved!
From Me to ************@hotmail.com
Man you sure are picky. Sorry she’s not the hot 18-year-old model you were looking for. I saw your picture, and you don’t look that good either. I personally think you can’t do much better than her anyway. She is probably your only chance to get laid tomorrow. What do you say? Either stay at home with some lotion and tissues, or go to the bingo hall and get some MILF action.
How about you just hook up with her? If you are nervous, it doesn’t have to lead to sex right away. Just hook up with her and see where that takes you.
From ************@hotmail.com to Me
stop writing me!!! im sick just thinkng of this!!
